Heave Ho Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Verse 1

F♯ii5Neighbor called my landlord

 She D♯5said that she was pissed

G♯5Up all night G5making noise

 And Eii5she cant get no rest

 She F♯ii5said we was running a flop house

D♯5Full of thieves and thugs

G♯5Musicians and G5hooligans and we were all on the Eii5drugs

 So B5she got bent she G♯5raised the rent

 Said it would A5only take one more

G♯5Phone call from my G5whiny neighbor

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Verse 2

F♯5What's up A♯5with my nE5eighbor

B5What's it F♯5gonna A♯5take to E5get a B5break

F♯She's got A♯5us tipE5toeing B5around in F♯5fear A♯5 E5 B5

F♯5Church mice A♯5at St. E5Leo's B5down my F♯5street

 Have A♯5moved so E5far B5away

F♯5She has A♯5sent them E5packing and B5running F♯5scaredA♯5 E5 B5

C♯5How much more does B5she think we will E5take D♯5

F♯5Maybe A♯5some day E5when I'm B5old and F♯5fat and A♯5bored

 I'll E5underB5stand F♯5why my A♯5neighbors E5make me B5feel like F♯5hell A♯5 E5 B5

F♯5I cant A♯5even E5watch T.B5V. or F♯5sneeze or A♯5fart can't E5even B5breathe

F♯5For fear A♯5my landE5lord will B5come and F♯5ring my A♯5bell E5 B5

C♯5How much more does B5she think we will E5pay

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D♯5No more F♯5flop house D♯5no more F♯5fun

D♯5 I've gotF♯5 a whiny neighbor

D♯5 I've gotD5 a whiny neighbor

D♯5Shooting F♯5cans with D♯5BB F♯5guns

D♯5 I've gotF♯5 a whiny neighbor

D♯5 I've gotD5 a whiny neighbor

D♯5She says F♯5these punks D♯5have to F♯5go

D♯5I think we're F♯5gonna D♯5get the D5old heave-D♯5ho

 (ho) B5ho (ho) D♯5ho (ho) Bho (ho) D♯5ho (ho) B5ho C♯5

Verse 3

(SAME AS VERSE 1)

Neighbor called my landlord

It was a sunday afternoon

She couldn't hear the tv set

We were having a barbeque

We were listening to Louis Prima

And drinking Meisterbrau

If she would have come and talked it over

And she wasn't a lazy cow

So she got bent and raised the rent

Said it would only take one more

Phone call from my whiny neighbor

Verse 4

(SAME AS VERSE 2)

Maybe someday when I'm jaded

9 to 5 at a job I hate

I'll come home and razz my neighbors too

But I'd have a clever strategy

And catch them when the rent is late

And all the other bills are overdue

After all this is the neighborly way

Chorus

Bridge

Don't even hide the dog

Or put the bong away

C♯5We don't want to live here G♯5anyway B5

Verse 5

(SAME AS VERSE 1)

Neighbor called my landlord

She said we didn't care

The lawn is dead

Dogs and cats are stinking everywhere

She said we had crazy parties every night

The yard is littered with bottles and cans

Skateboards and bikes

She didn't get bent

Didn't raise the rent

We only got a note

In 30 days we'll get the old heave ho

Chorus