Standard (EADGBE)

Verse

Why the hell we waitin’ in line

 A billion cars in front and behind

 We’re goin’ the way of the dinosaur

 And they’ll make petrol out of us next time

 And everything would be alright

 If this coffin that I’m in was a kite

 I’d sail on home to my TV set

 I’m glad Sopranos are on Sunday night

Pre-chorus

 Hey you in the car in front of me

 I’ve got a message for you

 Could you pass it on to

 The guy sittin’ in the car in front of ya

 Ask him to pass it along too

Chorus

 If we all drive 25 we’re getting’ nowhere

 If we all drive 75 we’ll get there faster

 If we all drive 105 we’ll get to heaven on time

Verse

Bumper to bumper grumps

All racing to get over the hump

Then we realize what’s on the other side

And it’s no wonder why they come undone

But i don’t let it get me down

I just take a look around

My wind shield is a movie screen

And everybody’s actin’ like a clown

Pre-chorus

Hey you in the car in front of me

I’ve got a message for you

Could you pass it on to

The guy sittin’ in the car in front of ya

Ask him to pass it along too

Chorus

If we all drive 25 we’re getting’ nowhere

If we all drive 75 we’ll get there faster

If we all drive 105 we’ll get to heaven on time

Bridge

Bass only

And in the endzone we see a couch

With our TV dinner eyes

So if you see my window rollin’ down

 I’ve got a chainsaw for a mouth to cut you down to size

Pre-chorus

Hey you in the car in front of me

I’ve got a message for you

Could you pass it on to

The guy sittin’ in the car in front of ya

Ask him to pass it along too

Chorus

If we all drive 25 we’re getting’ nowhere

If we all drive 75 we’ll get there faster

If we all drive 105 we’ll get to heaven on time