Standard (EADGBE)
Chorus
I HATE UTAH
I HATE UTAH
I HATE UTAH
I HATE UTAH
THERES NOTHING BUT MORMONS HERE
THEY NEVER LET ME DRINK MY BEER
HAVE EVERYTHING AGAINST THINGS THAT ARE QUEER
BUT STILL THAT SOUND RINGIN IN MY EAR
Chorus
I HATE WHEN PEOPLE ARE IN MORMON MODE
GORDAN B HINKLEY YOU CAN LICK MY CHODE
ON SUNDAYS THEY WERE PANTS AND COATS
TOO BAD THEY LIKE TO LICK THE BALLS OF GOATS
NOW YOURE GOING TO DO A DRUM SOLO OVER THESE PALM MUTED CHORDS D,G,A
AND THEN END WITHA THE FIRST VERSE