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I HATE UTAH

I HATE UTAH

I HATE UTAH

I HATE UTAH

THERES NOTHING BUT MORMONS HERE

THEY NEVER LET ME DRINK MY BEER

 HAVE EVERYTHING AGAINST THINGS THAT ARE QUEER

BUT STILL THAT SOUND RINGIN IN MY EAR

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I HATE WHEN PEOPLE ARE IN MORMON MODE

GORDAN B HINKLEY YOU CAN LICK MY CHODE

ON SUNDAYS THEY WERE PANTS AND COATS

TOO BAD THEY LIKE TO LICK THE BALLS OF GOATS

NOW YOURE GOING TO DO A DRUM SOLO OVER THESE PALM MUTED CHORDS D,G,A

AND THEN END WITHA THE FIRST VERSE