Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

 I took my car in to get it fixed

 And i give the keys to some teethless hick

 Who picks his nose and spits

 I want him dead!

 And later on i go to shop for clothes

 And the sales clerk strikes a snotty pose

 "Can i help you with those?"

 I want him dead!

 And every time i see that stuck up topless dancer

 I only want her to grow old and die of cancer

 Cause i wanna set a bonfire in her hair

 See her fry in the electric chair

 Cause thats how much i care

 I want her dead!

Solo

Sorry bros, I don't have the solo yet. I'm more of an improviser, but if you mess

with the C minor penatonic scale

starting at the 8th fret on the thick E string it'll sound pretty good. Oi! Oi!

 And i ask myself well how can it be right

 To wish these awful deaths on people day and night

 But when i ask why thats the way that it must be

 I only tell myself 'well better them than me'.

 Cause it's not that i'm such an awful guy

 Don't ask me cause i don't know why

 But certain people must die

 I want 'em dead!

 Yeah, I wish they'd take a leap from a windowsill,

 Or overdose on sleeping pills

 Curiosity kills

 I want 'em dead!

 Everyone who's afraid to dance

 And everyone who wears panters' pants

 And the whole nation of France

 I want 'em dead!

 You better take a dive on a live grenade

 Or slit your throat with a razor blade

 I wish you'd all get aids

 I want 'em dead!

 Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

 They got a go

 They got a go

 I want 'em dead!

 And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

 Don't know why they got a die

 But i want them dead!

 I want 'em dead

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| \ slide down

| h hammer-on

| p pull-off

| ~ vibrato

| + harmonic

| x Mute note