Standard (EADGBE)
Chorus
You just like me 'cos I'm good in bed x 4
(pause)
You just like me 'cos I'm good in bed
Yeah, that's what your girlfriend said
You just like me 'cos I give you some head
You just like me 'cos I'm good in bed
Short break x 4
Well I meet you in the pub
At two minutes to ten
You're all ready to go
Six bottles of beer
And a sneer on your face
I'd run, but I'm much too slow
Chorus
You just like me 'cos I'm good in bed x 4
Short break x 4
At half past one
I'm flat on the floor
Caught like rat in trap
Fifteen times a week
And you still want more
God, you talk such crap
Chorus
Break
You imagine yourself
As Mick Jagger's girlfriend
He wouldn't even spit in your eye
I bet you he don't get
Raped every weekend
I feel so weak I could die
Chorus
You just like me 'cos I'm good in bed x 4
You just like me 'cos I'm good in bed
Yeah, that's what your girlfriend said
You just like me 'cos I'm good in bed
You just like me 'cos I'm good in bed