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If I had a dollar now for every drink I had

 I'd be so f*cking wealthy and things wouldn't be so bad

but I drank down every penny in just seven drunken nights

and called out for another round of seven drunken pints

so have a drink ya bastards

Because is no time left to lose

It's nearly time for closing

 and we're running out of booze

So have a drink ya bastards

Because the morning' s nearly here

The open Road's before us

So let's have another beer

If I could've found a girl could drink as much as me

I take her off to be my wife and live so happily

but I've never known such girl to walk upon this land

I guess it's heaven's plan for me to be a single man

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And sometimes well I lie awake at night I feel no pain

This banging in my head, the stinging of the shame

I hear the angels calling me up on their lofty heights

But they don't sing a lullaby they sing me my last rites, sing me my last rights,

Sing me my last rights!

I've drunk me fill of piss and swill too many times to care

And sometimes when I stagger home I pass out on the stair

I like my women slightly large, my Whisky always neat

And sometimes in the summer I like to pass out in the street

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