Standard (EADGBE)

Verse

 You work all day for some old man, sweat and break your back (uh huh)

 Then you go home to your castle, but your queen won't cut you slack (that's true)

That's why you're losing all your hair, that's why you're overweight (uh huh)

 That's why you flipped your pick-up truck right off the inner state (That's

right! Except for the pick- up truck)

Chorus

 There's a lot of bull they hand you, there's nothin' you can do

 Your wife don't understand you but I do

 Your wife don't understand you but I do

 I said no one understands you but I do