Capo 1st fret

Standard (EADGBE)

 Come gather 'round children,

 It's high time ye learned,

 'Bout a hero named Homer

 And a devil named Burns.

We'll march till we drop,

 The girls and the fellas,

 We'll fight till the death

 Or else fold like umbrellas.

 So we'll march day and night,

 By the big cooling tower,

They have the plant,

  (last time last chord is , not )

But we have the power.

 Ends in .

Now do "Classical Gas"!