Standard (EADGBE)

 I've got a bratty brother, he bugs me every day

 This morning my old mother gave my last cupcake away

My dad he acts like, like he belongs in the zoo

 I'm the saddest kid, the saddest kid in grade number two

 I wish I had a pony, I wish I were eighteen

 I wish I had a dime for every kid who treats me mean

 They tease me 'cause I'm different, little different from the rest, oh yes

 Well, I'm down so low, if I cheered up, I'd still be depressed

 The saxophone's my best friend, I play all over town

 But when I practice in my room, I hear “Lisa! Keep it down!”

Although I'm only eight years old, I've really paid my dues, it's true

 That's why I've got a case of, a case of the Moanin' Lisa Blues

 I wonder how I got here, I wonder what I'll be

 The saddest little twig on this crazy family tree

 I feel like I'm a loser, with nothing left to lose

 That's why I've got a case of, a case of the Moanin' Lisa Blues

 Oh there's just no postponing, a case of the Moanin' Lisa Blues