Standard (EADGBE)
I've got a bratty brother, he bugs me every day
This morning my old mother gave my last cupcake away
My dad he acts like, like he belongs in the zoo
I'm the saddest kid, the saddest kid in grade number two
I wish I had a pony, I wish I were eighteen
I wish I had a dime for every kid who treats me mean
They tease me 'cause I'm different, little different from the rest, oh yes
Well, I'm down so low, if I cheered up, I'd still be depressed
The saxophone's my best friend, I play all over town
But when I practice in my room, I hear Lisa! Keep it down!
Although I'm only eight years old, I've really paid my dues, it's true
That's why I've got a case of, a case of the Moanin' Lisa Blues
I wonder how I got here, I wonder what I'll be
The saddest little twig on this crazy family tree
I feel like I'm a loser, with nothing left to lose
That's why I've got a case of, a case of the Moanin' Lisa Blues
Oh there's just no postponing, a case of the Moanin' Lisa Blues