Standard (EADGBE)

He called his best friend long distance and told him the news

 Of his girlfriend's attempted suicide by overdose

 He hadn't taken her to the emergency room but her roommates did

 And her stomach was pumped bone dry through a tube

 It only cost her one thousand dollars in bills

 And an obligatory psychological review

And she stopped crying in her sleep

And she stopped walking in her sleep

And she stopped sleeping in her sleep too

 And she said I'm gonna write your name on the walls

 I'm gonna carve your name in the stalls

 I'm gonna write your name on the walls

 I'm gonna carve your name in the stalls

Stay away from this man

Stay away from this man

Stay away from this man

He'll make you swallow aspirin

So she fell in love with a loser who robbed used and bruised her

And those were just the salad days

After that a habitual clean up with pesto-bismol and prozac

She even got a job as a washing machine

And he still calls his friend long distance

And speaks of his various girlfriends

But there's never really much different to tell

Eventually they stop crying in their sleep

They stopped walking in her sleep

And they stopped sleeping in her sleep as well

And they write his name on the walls

And they carve his name in the stalls

And they write his name on the walls

And they carve his name in the stalls

Stay away from this man

Stay away from this man

Stay away from this man

And then they pick him up in bars and in public parks

And then they pick him up in bars, in grocery stores and coffee shops

And then he tears through their legs to reach their heart

Through their legs to get their heart

Through their legs to steal their heart again

And it's a headache

And so they take

A little aspirin