Standard (EADGBE)

Are you honest when no one's looking?

 Can you summon honey from a telephone?

They sat there with their hooks in the water

 and their moustaches caked with airplane glue.

 O come let us adore them, California overboard

 When the sun sets on the ghetto all the broken stuff gets cold.

 Smith and Jones, forever!

 Smith and Jones, forever!

 Smith and Jones, forever, together, forever and ever. Together, forever and ever.

Build a stage, for Autumn's bitch.

They walk the alleys in duct tape shoes.

 They see the things they need through the windows of a hatchback

 The alleys are the footnotes of the avenues.

 O come let us adore them, California overboard

holding up their trousers with extension cords.

 Smith and Jones, forever!

 Smith and Jones, forever!

 Smith and Jones, forever, together, forever and ever. Together, forever and ever.

I've got two tickets to a midnight execution.

 We'll hitchhike our way from Odessa to Houston

 and when they turn on the chair, something’s added to the air

 when they turn on the chair, something's added to the air, forever

 To the air, forever

 Smith and Jones, forever, together, forever and ever. Together, forever and ever.

 And ever.