Standard (EADGBE)

I could stare at the same person's face

 For the rest of my life

 Or i could stare at no one's,

*lick*

I could care less.

 I could steal every meal that I'm eating

 I could go to Bushwick

 Scream and spit

 And just wait for a beating

  *lick*

I could caaaaaaaaare less.

 I could roam through Rome

I could stay at home

 With the air conditioning and the TV

 It wouldn't make a bit of difference to me

  *lick*

I could caaaaaaaaare less.

 I could go to Paris

Say "C'est la vie!

 Je t'aime, mon amour et mon amie!"

  *lick*

But I couldn't caaaaaaaaare less.

 I could stare at a white woman's hair

 Or a black woman's rear-end fast

I could surmise in my disguise

That your portorican eyes tell lies.

 I can't stand the way you are

 But I'm in love with your eyes and with your heart

I can't stand the way you are

But I'm in love with your eyes and with your heart

 And I could caaaaaaaaare

 You can cut off all my haaaaaair

  *lick*

I could caaaaaaaaare less.