Capo 2nd fret

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro chords

x2):

I've done myself an impossible crime

Had to paint myself a hole and fall inside

If it's far enough in sight and rhyme

I get to wear another dress and count in time

 Oh, won't you do me the favor, man,

 Of a giving mind,

 A polymorphing opinion here,

 And your vague outline,

I'll find myself another burning gate

A pretty face, a vague idea I can't relate

And this is get what you get for pulling pins

Out of the hole inside the hole you're in

 It's like I'm pressed on the handle bars

 Of a blind man's bike

 No straws to grab, just the rushing wind

 On the rolling mind

La la la la laa

2x

 They want you to decide,

Eventually, it happens,

 Some gather on one side,

 With all their pearly snapping,

 They close the basement door,

 It sets our teeth to chatter,

 You never saw it before,

 But now that hardly matters,

 You're old enough, boy,

 Too many summers you've enjoyed,

 So spin the wheel, We'll set you up with some odd convictions,

 Because you're finally golden, boy,

 It's like I'm pressed on the handle bars

 Of a blind man's bike

 No straws to grab, just the rushing wind

 On the rolling mind