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Intro

I think you are living in denial

 Oh can't you see she's pretty wild?

 And every night I pray that you don't knock her up

'Cause I still want to be the mother of your child

They say "l'amour est né à Paris"

 So she's planned a little trip to France

 while she's in anxious anticipation

I really hope you have a horrible vacation

And so you think of me when you arrive.

 Hope the french fleas eat you both alive.

And your room smells

 And the toilet doesn't flush

 And locals treat you mean

 And the service takes too long

 'Cause I'm fragile and you broke my heart in two

 But you just smile

 Like it's all the same to you, to you

But when you learn your lesson

Come back like a prodigal son

Read the big sign at the airport

Bienvenue from Hell, mon amour

And when you learn your lesson

Come back like a prodigal son

Read the big sign at the airport

Bienvenue from Hell, mon amour

Where did you get the ability?

 To make fakes promises to me

You are exactly like

politician

Need everyone's approval just to see if you are doing right.

And I hope you both freeze under the Eiffel Tower

 So you end up throwing in the towel

Hope you'll miss me

And someday you're gonna see

 That I put my trust in you

 But you turned you back to me.

 'Cause I'm fragile and you broke my heart in two

But you just smile

 Like it's all the same to you, to you

But when you learn your lesson

Come back like a prodigal son

Read the big sign at the airport

Bienvenue from Hell, mon amour

And when you learn your lesson

Come back like a prodigal son

Read the big sign at the airport

Bienvenue from Hell, mon amour

Solo

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But when you learn your lesson

Come back like a prodigal son

Read the big sign at the airport

Bienvenue from Hell, mon amour

And when you learn your lesson

Come back like a prodigal son

Read the big sign at the airport

Bienvenue from Hell, mon amour

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Mon amour, mon amour...

Passengers with destination

Passengers with destination

Passengers with destination to Hell

(without guitar)

Please proceed to your gate, we are ready to board now.