Standard (EADGBE)
Verse 1
Shes got that kind of look that defies gravity
Shes the greatest cook and shes fat-free
Shes been to private school and she speaks perfect French
Shes got the perfect friends
Oh isnt she cool?
She practises Tai-Chi, shed never lose her nerve
Shes more than you deserve
Shes just far better than me, hey hey
Chorus
So dont bother I wont die of deception
Promise you will never see me cry, dont feel sorry
And dont bother, Ill be fine but shes waiting
The ring you gave to her will lose its shine
So dont bother, be unkind.
Verse 2
Im sure she doesnt know who to touch you like I would
I beat her at that one good, dont you think so?
Shes almost six feet tall, she must think Im a flea
Im really a cat, you see and its not my last life at all
Chorus
So dont bother I wont die of deception
Promise you will never see me cry, dont feel sorry
And dont bother, Ill be fine but shes waiting
The ring you gave to her will lose its shine
So dont bother, be unkind.
that's it! Have fun!
Mary from Germany.