Standard (EADGBE)

 Intro

Queenie enters the hall, pulls on the string

 She looks semi-pleased my nursery crown

 You can feed your meter when yo're alone

 It's not very hard in London Town

 Phone your mate at four in the morning

Keep your hair on, I still want you

Things just fall into place

 It gets a bit clearer in Lon-don Town

(same pattern for this)

Into the town, the centre

in search of the crackpot

Michael Thomas wore the crown

You can kick your meter when you're alone

It's not very hard in London Town

By a rennie, from the trackie

It's the new shape, for the 90's

Things just fall into place

It gets a bit clearer in London Town