Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Verse 1

 Mrs. Johnson gets her coat out of the cleaners

 It's a big day, they're gonna create a holiday

Al's vacation starts today.

Yea Al's vacation starts today

Chorus

Hey! Mister Goldman won't you please get in now

 And even if you can't decide we'll help you along...you along

Verse 2

Mr. Johnson takes no nonsense at the weekend

It's his off week and he needs a holiday

Al's vacation starts today

Yea Al's vacation starts today

Chorus

Hey Mr. Goldman won't you please get in now

And even if you can't decide we'll help you along...you along

Bridge

This is the fortieth day you've been in

What's all the fuss about you leaving

I don't mind, I don't mind

Forty days and forty nights

Why should you lose good time for telly?

It's alright, It's alright

Outro

-- (4x, end on )