Standard (EADGBE)
Intro
Verse 1
Mrs. Johnson gets her coat out of the cleaners
It's a big day, they're gonna create a holiday
Al's vacation starts today.
Yea Al's vacation starts today
Chorus
Hey! Mister Goldman won't you please get in now
And even if you can't decide we'll help you along...you along
Verse 2
Mr. Johnson takes no nonsense at the weekend
It's his off week and he needs a holiday
Al's vacation starts today
Yea Al's vacation starts today
Chorus
Hey Mr. Goldman won't you please get in now
And even if you can't decide we'll help you along...you along
Bridge
This is the fortieth day you've been in
What's all the fuss about you leaving
I don't mind, I don't mind
Forty days and forty nights
Why should you lose good time for telly?
It's alright, It's alright
Outro
-- (4x, end on )