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There was a man who shot the man

  who was the man who shot the man,

 Cal Johnson, Cal Johnson.

 He wore a hat, his favorite hat,

  he loved that hat, he hated hats,

 Cal Johnson, Cal Johnson.

 He was a dad to zero kids and yet he fathered five.

 He got shot dead a year ago and yet he's still alive.

 He's rich beyond his wildest dreams, yet never had a dime.

 A law man to the very end, he led a life of crime

 In all his years of life on earth he never fired a gun,

 Yet when it came to Chinese men he shot down everyone.

 He had a horse named Bandit and the horse's name was Clyde.

 Cal Johnson was born the day he died.