Princess And The Pony Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

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GI couldn't sleep so I C took a pill

 with a dirDty glass of water from a Em low pressure hell

GSomeone buy a round before my C liver fails

D and you know it Em will

 How many of you will be C (Ba-Ba-Ba-Da-Ba)

 left to make a scene D

Gat my funeral party C

CSet my soul at ease by spinDning wire

 as I laGy on my side

 cause it's the earth whCich I have known since birth

 So clap your hands if you waEmnna be

 the little prinBcess who finally gets the pCony

 or the one that steals the liDfe from me

EmWith that long sleeve thrift you found Bin Grand Forks

 to cover up your trCack marks D

EmCuz when you finally come doBwn

 the pony you've been riding arCound town

 turns out to be a mDan

 And then Emoverheated crimping iroBn burns your hands agaCin D

 How many of you be will Cbe

 left to drink whiskDey

G at my funeral parCty

CRemember to bring your flDask

 and pour a shotG for

 your dead hoCmie

EmShake your ass around my caBsket C D

EmShake your ass around my caBsket C D

EmShake your ass around my caBsket

 and bring your beachC blankets D

EmVolley balls, wine cBoolers

C D (End with one strum)

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