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Wood, cheese and children, they make you sweat so sweet

 wooawooawood cheese and children, they make your life complete.

 when you don't know what to do,

 you don't know where to go, you're out in the darkness,

 In the blinding snow.

Get yourself some wood, make sure it's dry

set it on fire, and you get high-on wood,

Wood, cheese and children, they make you sweat so sweet

 wooawooawood cheese and children, they make your life complete.

Now you've got a fire, you're feeling fine

unless you have a chipmunk gnawing on your spine.

there's just one thing a chipmunk can't stand.

 it's a nice chunk of cheese with a man's right hand.

Wood, cheese and children, they make you sweat so sweet

 wooawooawood cheese and children, they make your life complete.

Now you've got that chipmunk on the run, you can take that cheese

 and have a little fun.

Dress it as a monkey hang it in a tree.

 And the children will thank you for setting them free

 for the children will not be free till there's a little cheese monkey

hung up in a tree.

A tree is a creature, it's made of wood, it's a leafy tree

 and it looks quite good

so if you feel bad, and if you feel sad, get three little things that'll

make you feel glad

God made trees, man made cheese, and a woman will make children if you just

say please.

Wood, cheese and children, they make you sweat so sweet

 wooawooawood cheese and children, they make your life complete.

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