Monkey Farts Chords

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 My fDather came here fA7rom his home in DIreland,

 He was Gquiet but they sDaid that he was wA7ise.

 He and DMother did their D7best, gave us a Ghome and all the Erest,

 But to talk to us he E7never had the tA7ime.

 Sure, he'd Dsay "Pass the A7butter." or, "Come Dhere young man."

 Or, "Keep Gquiet." or, "No you Dcan't have a A7dime."

 Until the Dday when I was D7leavin' when Dad Gfinally found a Ereason

 For sharing his E7philosophy of A7life...

 He said: D"A monkey fart should A7smell like a Dbanana,

GEnglish farts should Dsmell like cups of A7tea;

 The Dfarting of a D7fairy should beG very light and Eairy,

 When a father farts I E7hope you'll think of A7me.

 An DIrish fart should aA7lways lilt with lDaughter,

 It should Gmelt your heart and Dmelt your shorts as A7well,

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 A Elion's fart should roar with power, cuckoos should fart every hour,

 A nun's fart should have E7meaning but no A7smell;

 A Dstrong man's fart should A7sound out like a Dtrumpet,

 A Gpretty girl's should Dbarely even sA7queak,

 But theD person you can D7trust is the Gone who'd rather Ebust

 Than E7ever let one rip right on the A7street..."

 Well, from Dmy old man this A7really was an Dearful,

 I Gtried to underDstand just what he A7meant;

 His words were Dprimitive but D7strong so I Gwouldn't get them Ewrong,

 He was saying to be E7careful as I A7went.

 He was Dsaying to be A7happy as I Dcould be,

 He was Gsaying watch my Dstep and as I A7pass,

 To beDware who I look D7up to, and whaGtever else I Emight do,

  E7 (Hold) A7

Know that most of what you get from folks is just escaping gas...

 He said: "A Dmonkey fart should A7smell like a Dbanana,

GEnglish farts should Dsmell like cups of A7tea;

 The Dfarting of a D7fairy should be Gvery light and Eairy,

 When a father farts I E7hope you'll think of A7me.

 An DIrish fart should aA7lways lilt with Dlaughter,

 It should Gmelt your heart and Dmelt your shorts as A7well,

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 A Elion's fart should roar with power, cuckoos should fart every hour,

 A nun's fart should have E7meaning but no sA7mell;

 A sDtrong man's fart should A7sound out like a Dtrumpet,

 A Gpretty girl's should Dbarely even A7squeak,

 But the Dperson you can D7trust is the oGne who'd rather Ebust

 Than E7ever let one A7rip right on the Dstreet..."