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Verse

She always has something to say to ruin an otherwise nice day

 She always has to start a fight

She doesn't like the way I think

 She don't understand why I must drink to go out on Friday night

Pre-chorus

 But I know what she's doing, I know that I'm losing

 I know that she's screwing me

Chorus

 Veronica doesn't like the way I dress (Veronica hates me!)

 Veronica thinks my hair is such a mess (Veronica hates me!)

Why the deposition? Veronica's definition of love is hate

 Veronica hates me

 Veronica hates me

Verse

She thinks I oughta get a job

And quit taking up space on her couch

Why my hand deep in my crotch

She don't know how to shut her mouth

I don't know what I'd do without

Her around to drag me down

Pre-chorus

She asks when is the wedding and I'm getting ready

To yank out the net and push

[Repeat Chorus]

 Veronica hates me But nobody, no

 Veronica hates me 1-2-3-4

[ A / D / E ] Repeat to end (with keyboard)

Keyboard part transcribed for guitar

and repeat