Standard (EADGBE)

 you dopes are all the same and that's why i'm so ashamed

 to be a part of what might be called the punk rock community

 you take things way too seriously or else you take them too lightly

 post messages on aol but don't you dare fuck with janelle

 she's everything that you're not, she's not a girl, she is a thought

 she's an idea or an ideal that you won't

ever get so go play with your make believe internet friends

 she's on a greyhound bus, i ate a hairy coconut

 i think I might have diverticulitis, is there too much beer inside us

ugly riot girls saying i don't know shit - it hurts

 to know you care enough to send the very shittiest, so gentlemen

 and ladies have a seat and allow me to repeat

 that your stupid on-line world and your

stupid comments may well be justification for a beating

where applicable

 not valid in vermont

void where prohibited

 and shut your fucking mouth

 don't go to easter isle

 and overpopulate

 you'll destroy god's spaceship earth

dilute dilute o.k.