Peter Brady Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

 [C A♯ F C] x 2

(enter drums)

 [C A♯ F C] x 2

Verse

:

CDon't you see that people F will like you G for who you

Care Cause life is like a Fsitcom, a Gsenior prom

 And DI'm okay and you're oFkay, grade A, ten-four

 RoCger, over and out, lisDten up, check F it out

Chorus

:

C There's something Fugly inCside of Gyou, inCside of Gyou

 There's a C big empty Fhole inCside of Gyou, inCside of Gyou

F There's something creepy crawling Con your Gbrain C G

F There's something in you, it's G red white and blue inside of you

 [C A♯ F C] x4

Verse

:

As long as you don't have lots of zits or small tits

Or crooked teeth then you won't be a freak, a wildebeaste

And people won't tape signs on to your back or beat the crap

Out of you or ignore your sorry ass, see

Chorus

:

There's something vapid inside of you, inside of you

There's a sweet little robot inside of you, inside of you

So take off that silly moustache

Don't be a baby -- there's a Pete Brady inside of you

 [C A♯ F C] x4 (with "Inside of you"s)

Next, play a palm-muted C for about four bars. (This is the "Boy, I really

learned a lot today" part.)

Bridge

:

COne: A♯ You Fact your Cage

 Two: You A♯don't try to be Fsomething you're Cnot

 Three: You A♯find out Fin adCvance

 What A♯restaurant your mom and dad are going to

 And go someplace Celse

 [C A♯ F C] x3 (with "Go someplace else"s)

 [C A♯ C]

Lead riff -- played intermittently throughout, usually after the chorus

(keyboard transcribed for guitar)