Major Label Debut Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

 You Ddopes are all the same and that's Gwhy I'm so ashamed

 To be a Epart of what might be called the punk Grock communiAty

 You take things Dway too seriously or else you Gtake them too lightly

 Post messaEges on AOL but don't you Gdare fuck with JaAnelle

 She's everyGthing that you're not, she's not a Dgirl, she is a thought

 She's an Gidea or an ideal that you won't

AEver get so go play with your make believe internet friends

 She's Don a Greyhound bus, I ate a Ghairy coconut

 I think I Emight have diverticulitis, GIs there too much Abeer inside us

DUgly riot girls saying I Gdon't know shit - it hurts

 To know you Ecare enough to send the very Gshittiest, so Agentlemen

 And Gladies have a seat and Dallow me to repeat

 That your Gstupid on-line world and your

AStupid comments may well be justification for a beating

G Where applicaDble

 Not Avalid in VerDmont

GVoid where prohibiDted

 And Ashut G your fucking Dmouth

 Don't Ggo to Easter DIsle

 And AoverpopuDlate

 You'll Gdestroy God's Spaceship DEarth

ADilute G dilute ODK

"D.I.Y."

[Notes]

* (pm) = palm-muted

* E = 0 2 2 X X X

  * E = X 7 9 9 X X

["D.I.Y."]

 [ A / D / F♯ / E / D ]

AD.I.Y. DWhy because we F♯hate you and the Edumb look on Dyour face

AD.I.Y. DWhy because your F♯band's another Eweak charity Dcase

 Our F♯shows should be five Dbucks or less, we'll Ado it for the Ekids

F♯Two legs good, MDTV bad, and Amajor labels Esuck No fucking shit

 [ A / D / F♯ / E / D ]

AD.I.Y. is Dsimply your onF♯ly excuse for Ewhy you alDways fail

AInitials on the Dflag you wave

 When your F♯shitty records Ewon't selDl anywhere

F♯Politics and Dsocial comment, Atwenty dollar Ewords

 Won't F♯make your lousy Dmusic go down Aeasier

 You Ecan't polish a turd

AD.I.Y. means Ddo it yourF♯self because it's Ewhat yoDu want

A It doesn't Dclean the slate when

F♯Everything gets Eall fucDked up

A What would you Ddo you phony F♯fuckhead if you Ehit it D big?

A Stop acting Dbetter than me

F♯We both know you're EfulDl of shAit E

 [ A / D / F♯ / E / D / A / E ] x2

[ End on A ]

"Compact Disc"

[Notes]

* All E chords = X 7 9 9 X X

* All F# chords = X 8 10 10 X X

* (pm) = palm-muted

A That thing you're listening to is called a compact disc

 It's a method of conDveying sound, it's square outside, inAside it's round

A That thing you're listening to is a digitally accurate

 Reading of the Dnumbers that make up different Asounds in fact

E It's the most technologically advanced

 Sound F♯reproduction Dknown to man

A E (w/ slides up from D#)

At least in the commercially viable sense

A That thing you're listening to is called a compact disc

 Every subtle nuance Dof a tune is made availaAble to you

A That thing you're listening to is a high-tech dream come true

 Technically it works with Dlaser beams yet you can learn to use it Aeasily

E Throw your scratched, dusty records in the F♯trash

 It's time to Dmove out of the Apast

E (w/ slides up from D#)

In the profit analysis sense

Solo

A That thing you're listening to is called a waste of time

 An inferior and Doverpriced product of an underAactive mind

A That thing you're listening to is a multi-flawed industry scam

 Devoid of any thought or Dheart at all

 It's the antithesis of Arock and roll

E But no one cares that a record sounds better

 Cause you F♯just can't buy them so it Djust doesn't matter at Aall

E (w/ slides up from D#)

And that's common sense

[ End on A ]

"Hey Asshole"

[Notes]

* All E chords = X 7 9 9 X X

* All F# chords = X 8 10 10 X X

["Hey Asshole"]

Hey asshole your teeth are stained brown from all the shit you talk

Hey asshole what about all the fat little teenage boys you fuck

Hey asshole aside from dealing coke and LSD what have you done

Dick

 [ E / B / D / A ] x4

 Hey Basshole do you feel all warm inside

 Lording it Dover a bunch of F♯kids

 You're no Bupright citizen you pig,

 A tenth grade boy's Dmouth around your F♯dick

 Hey Basshole aside from writing pretentious boring

DTunes what have you F♯did

Hack

 [ E / B / D / A ] x4

 [ B / G / D / A / D / E ] x4

Motherfucker!

 Hey Basshole on the internet a couple dozen Dmongoloids at your F♯tit

 Hey Basshole I think your heart done be inDflated with horseF♯shit

 Yeah Bshit dude, you fucking dirty old man

 You fucking Dtourist, you wrinkled old F♯twit

Fuck you

 [ E / B / D / A ] x4

 [ B / G / D / A / D / E ] x4

 Hey Basshole, everybody knows you're the Michael DJackson of punk F♯rock

BAsshole

"Racist Society"

[Notes]

* (pm) = palm-muted

* All E chords = X 7 9 9 X X

 Did you Aknow that you live in a Bracist soEciety

 Did you Aknow you're the privileged Bclass

 And C♯everybody else is eBssentially taking it Aup the ass

 Did you Eknow that you could be Afree

 Did you Eknow that's not the way that it Ahas to be

 Did you Eknow you can still change Aeverything

 Did you C♯know that there's no such thing as Bequality

 And there might Anever be B if you don't Echange

 Did you Aknow that you live in a B war zone (Eculturally)

 Did you Aknow that your parents were Bfucked

 When they C♯taught you how to fear anyBbody who wasn't Awhite enough

 Did you Eknow that you could be Afree

 Did you Eknow that's not the way that it Ahas to be

 Did you Eknow you can still change Aeverything

C♯ Did you know that the Bolder you get

 It gets Aeasier to blame somebody Belse for your own mess

C♯ Did you know that the BJews don't run the Aworld

 And all black Bmen aren't criminals

C♯ Did you know there's a Blot of money Ato be made

 From Bkeeping you paraC♯noid, suspicious, Bworried, frightened

AAll wound up and Btense inside 'cause

EBig business Bruns the governC♯ment and it's Anot good business

E If we burn Bdown the Agovernment so they keep us occupied

E With moron BTV shows and C♯shitty beer that Awipes out brain cells

E And whining Babout Congress and Astupid fucking income taxes

C♯ And if that's not enough

A To keep your mind off of

E The way you're getting dicked aBround

C♯ They fill you with fear and hate

A Give you someone to blame

E For all your problems

 While the Bcountry's going down the Afucking toilet

 Do you Eknow what they think of Ayou

 Do you Eknow how contemptuous they Aare of you

 Do you Eknow how easy you Aare to fool

C♯ You're like a dog doing after a ball that was Bnever thrown

 Well guess what you're Aon your own B Good Eluck

"Nightbreed"

[Notes]

* All E chords = X 7 9 9 X X

 [ B / G / E ] w/ Lead Riff A x4

Verse

:

B This used to be a place where Gwe could walk the streets

 UnArestricted by imaginary Efears

BThings didn't seem to be so compliGcated then

 Til you Apolluted everything that we had Ehere

BOur little secret was exposed for Gall its worth

 Stripped of Aeverything that made it good and Ethen

BWe were forced out of the world Gthat we created

 And Aexpected to move on and start Eagain

Chorus

:

BWe live Dhere G toEday

BWe live Dhere alGways alEways

BWe live Dhere G toEday

BWe live Dhere alGways alEways

 [ B / G / E ] w/ Lead Riff A x2

[Repeat Verse]:

The money moved right in and sucked the life right out

So the privileged could sit back and enjoy

The things that made this place what it was before you came here

Were the first things you decided to destroy

We walk your streets late at night while you're asleep

Creeping from the sewers oozing from the cracks

We are the blood that pumps the heart you call your home

And any day we're gonna come to take it back

[Repeat Chorus]

BWe live here, we live here, Dwe live here, we live here

GWe live here, we live here E

BWe live here, we live here, Dwe live here, we live here

GWe live here, we live here E

[Repeat Chorus, End on B]

and repeat

After playing the lead three times at the start, and after playing

it once after the first chorus, play this slight variation: