Jeannies Got A Problem Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

 [ A / E / D ] x4

Verse

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AJeannie's having Dproblems with her AovaEries

 She's got Atrouble Dwith her Etubes

 If you Ago past her vaDgina and her Acervix you will Efind

 A comApletely Dempty Eroom

Chorus

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 Cause AJeannie's got a Gproblem with her uterus

 Her uterus is Duseless

AJeannie's got a Gproblem with her uterus

 Her uterus is Duseless

Verse

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Her physician injected fluids in her private parts

But she just won't believe

That the efforts to erradicate her female trouble

Will cause her to conceive

[Repeat Chorus]

AJeannie isn't DovuElating, AJeannie isn't DovuElating

AJeannie isn't DovuElating Anow E D

 No Asimple yeast or bladder inEfection could compare

 To the Gpain that Jeannie's Dgoing through this Ayear

 Her husband's sperm was studied and Eswiftly passed the test

 Now GJeannie's opeDration must coAmmence

E Artificial inGsemination Acan't

EFertilize poor GJeannie's rotten Aeggs

 [ A / E / D ] x4

Verse

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Jeannie isn't ovulating even though

She took all the proper pills

Jeannie wants a baby but she cannot pay

The gigantic doctor bills

[Repeat Chorus twice]

[End on A]

...husbands sperm was studied and swiftly passed the test

Now Jeannie's operation must commence

Arti - fic - ial insemmination can't

Fer - ti - lize poor Jeannie's rotten eggs Yeah!