Standard (EADGBE)
My head is much better now,
And I'm not walking into doors.
I don't eat my vegetables now,
Because I don't care anymore.
(follow this [pattern throughout the whole song)
Don't read the Courier now,
Because it only reminds me of you.
Don't floss three times a day now,
Because I don't care anymore.
Don't wash my clothes anymore,
Because it's all affected by you.
Don't pick my nose anymore,
Because it's all affected by you.
Don't watch "The Tick" anymore,
Because it's all affected by you.
Don't play the game anymore.
Because it's all affected by you.
And I don't care anymore.