Standard (EADGBE)

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 Hey asshole do you feel all warm inside

 Lording it over a bunch of kids

 You're no upright citizen you pig,

 A tenth grade boy's mouth around your dick

 Hey asshole aside from writing pretentious boring

Tunes what have you did

Hack

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Motherfucker!

 Hey asshole on the internet a couple dozen mongoloids at your tit

 Hey asshole I think your heart done be inflated with horseshit

 Yeah shit dude, you fucking dirty old man

 You fucking tourist, you wrinkled old twit

Fuck you

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 Hey asshole, everybody knows you're the Michael Jackson of punk rock

Asshole