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D.I.Y. Why because we hate you and the dumb look on your face

D.I.Y. Why because your band's another weak charity case

 Our shows should be five bucks or less, we'll do it for the kids

Two legs good, MTV bad, and major labels suck

No fucking shit

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D.I.Y. is simply your only excuse for why you always fail

Initials on the flag you wave

 When your shitty records won't sell anywhere

Politics and social comment, twenty dollar words

 Won't make your lousy music go down easier

 You can't polish a turd

D.I.Y. means do it yourself because it's what you want

It doesn't clean the slate when

Everything gets all fucked up

What would you do you phony fuckhead if you hit it big?

Stop acting better than me

We both know you're full of shit

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