Standard (EADGBE)

I've been drunk all around this town

 The downside up to the upside down

Set 'em up boys I'll knock em down

 Well I've been drunk all around this town

I drank shooters with the college boys

The girls are cuter where they card the doors

Daddy's money makes a lot of noise

I drank shooters with the college boys

I drank bourbon with lawyers, too

With their power ties and their wing tipped shoes

Cause even republicans get the blues

I drank bourbon with the lawyers, too

I've been drunk all around this town

The downside up to the upside down

Set 'em up boys I'll knock 'em down

Cause I've been drunk all around this town

I drank beer with the down and out

First bar you come to on the pike out south

I kept my head down and shut my mouth

I drank beer with the down and out

And I drank something with those hippie dudes

Everything was fine until we lit that doob

Now I'm hungry and I'm scared

And completely self-aware

I've been drunk all around this town

The downside up to the upside down

Set 'em up boys I'll knock 'em down

Cause I've been drunk all around this town

Same chords all the way through and Scott always makes up something for the second-to-last stanza.