Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Verse

 This town was built on muddy stilts

 By the lunatic parade

 It rains like Revelations

 Gonna wash these freaks away

Some girls wanna hold your hand

 And some girls like to pray

 Well my girl takes her drinks

 With dust and rusty razor blades

Bridge

As I lie between these covers

 I wanna tell her that I love it

 When she chokes me in the

Backseat of her riverboat 'cause

Chorus

She's my man

 And we got all the balls we need

 When you taste that pavement

You're amazed

 She smells your sympathy

So bye bye ladies

 May the best queen hold the crown

 For the most bush sold on the levee

 My my, how word gets around

 She strangles for a good time

 And she kills my self-control

She's my man, don't be too sad sonny

 'Cause she'll never be your woman no more

Bridge

(Same as Intro)

Verse

Someday soon, this dank lagoon's

Gonna sink right into hell

They'll hide you from Big Ida

At the Sho' Enough Hotel

The Ladies of the evening's just

A tombstone in your bed

Well my girl eats a wounded preacher

'tween two loaves of bread

Bridge

I know she's up to something

But how can I run when she's just

Keel-hauled twenty-on to nothing

I'll stay next to the steel coal oven 'cause

Chorus

Bridge

All you need's just a fist of a tear-stained bunny

When the good ship comes to town

Who said loves a bitch'll sit next to me honey

Because this old boat's gonna run aground

I don't want to be the burden

Or your jealous bastard

I don't wanna be the Tarzan of your next epic disaster

Chorus

Outro

(Same as Intro)

She's my man, can't you feel her comin'

She's my man, she's gonna keep you runnin'

She's my man, she's gonna teach you something

She's me, she's my man