Standard (EADGBE)

It's not easy having yourself a good time

Greasing up those bets and betters

Watching out they don't four-letter

Fuck and kiss you both at the same time

Smells-like something I've forgotten

Curled up died and now it's rotten

 I'm not a gangster tonight

 Don't want to be a bad guy

 I'm just a loner baby

 And now you're gotten in my way

 I can't decide

 Whether you should live or die

 Oh, you'll probably go to heaven

 Please don't hang your head and cry

 No wonder why

My heart feels dead inside

 It's cold and hard and petrified

Lock the doors and close the blinds

We're going for a ride

It's a bitch convincing people to like you

If I stop now call me a quitter

If lies were cats you'd be a litter

Pleasing everyone isn't like you

Dancing jigs until I'm crippled

Slug ten drinks I won't get pickled

I've got to hand it to you

You've played by all the same rules

It takes the truth to fool me

And now you've made me angry

I can't decide­

Whether you should live or die

Oh, you'll probably go to heaven

Please don't hang your head and cry

 No wonder why

My heart feels dead inside

 It's cold and hard and petrified

 Lock the doors and close the blinds

 We're going for a ride

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 Oh I could throw you in the lake

 Or feed you poisoned birthday cake

 I wont deny I'm gonna miss you when you're gone

 Oh I could bury you alive

 But you might crawl out with a knife

 And kill me when I'm sleeping

That's why

I can't decide

 Whether you should live or die

 Oh, you'll probably go to heaven

 Please don't hang your head and cry

 No wonder why

My heart feels dead inside

 It's cold and hard and petrified

Lock the doors and close the blinds

We're going for a ride