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The mystery from history is pistory

 is Raydon!

The stranger with the danger and the anger

 his name is RAYDON!

You know his call by the cracks in your wall

 You were stupid to buy that house

 His screech terryfies your watery eyes

Though you's runnin', your dumb as fat

There's no one to sue and

 he's peeling you and drinking your juice

like the stag that is tubed!

He eats weeners for deener

 Sits in your crawlspace, digests your face!

That's the reason your house was so cheap

Raydon lives!

 Raydon liiiiiiiiiiiivvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeesssssssss!