Standard (EADGBE)

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Intro

B A E6 (open E switching between 2nd fret and 4th fret on the A string)

x2

When I like you,

 It's total revenge.

 I want to,

 but I can pretend,

 That I don't need to be by your side again.

 Wrap me up, In a plastic case,

 Pat me down, With your warm embrace,

 I wanna know where you lay your face at night,

 For all these years.

You're a problem,

 That I can't abide,

 I could sleep well,

 If only I tried,

 But I stay up and dream of a bride

to be. Oh me, Oh my.

 Give it up, I can't wait no more.

 I am stuck on your bedroom floor.

 With the thought, That I may not be,

 As great as those who came before.

 There's a man assigned to me,

 And he checks on my stability.

 We discuss you every week.

 Then I rinse and rinse, repeat.

 But maybe, I can show you,

Baby, Maybe,

 I can relax for good,

 Whoa baby, I can show you,

Maybe, Baby,

 There's a man assigned to me,

 And he checks on my stability,

 We discuss you every week,

 Then I rinse and rinse, repeat.

 And he charges by the tear,

 Til I weep no more strictly out of fear,

 That I can't afford your love,

 And the moon just burns above.

Okay.