Standard (EADGBE)

let me tell you about the love i have

 cause it's growing by the moment

 and i'd murder you to hold his hand

 see i don't even know this boy

 but i want him so bad, oh so bad

 he's the singer of my favorite band

 if i cornered him and locked him in a closet

he would understand

take me away from my boring life

to his promised land

Chorus

 and his song is stuck in my head

 his song is stuck in my head

 as long as he's not poor or dead

 then i always shall remember him

he's not like the other guys i meet

 i'm sure he's always keen to listen

 and the words he sings so sweet

 are like the bible not a fable

 he'd be willing to beat my ex-boyfriend up

if they should ever meet

and as i press repeat

in the snow and sleet

i do a lap around his block

and as i swoon i'll keep

my knife concealed

'til the dream is real

and we share a suburban street

Chorus

and his song is stuck in my head

his song is stuck in my head

and i'll chain him tight to my bed

so i always shall remember him

 lately i've been wondering 'bout reverse psychology

 and all the negative crap that it implies

like that i want what i want when i want it

 and not when it's glimmering before my eyes.

lately i've been wondering 'bout complex biology

like when a stork shows up on your roof

to bring you a lovely love child

bouncing boy to spell out the truth.

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his song is stuck in my head

his song is stuck in my head

i will fill his heart and soul with lead

so i always shall remember him

his song is stuck in my head

his song is stuck in my head

he will take my fire and burn instead

so i always shall remember him