Standard (EADGBE)

 You’re a dog without a bark

 You’re the night without the dark

 You’re really nowhere at all

You’re a song without a tune

An astronaut without her moon

You’re really nowhere at all

 And where I am is this crowded café

 And I sit here all on my own, knowing

 every single damn ringtone is destined

 For somebody elses phone

You’re the beach without the summer

You’re the Clash without Joe Strummer

You’re really nowhere at all

You’re a table with no chairs

A banister without his stairs

You’re really nowhere at all

And where I am is this crowded café

And I sit here all on my own

Knowing every single damn ringtone is destined

For somebody elses phone

 But it’s never gonna ring for me

 No it’s never gonna ring for meeee

 Oh I sit here all alone,

  waiting for that damn ring tone

 To ring for me yeah yeah yeah

Solo

And where I am is this crowded café

And I sit here all on my own

Knowing every single damn ringtone is destined

For somebody elses phone …

Repeat first Verse

Then Bridge + chorus till the end