Capo 1st fret

Standard (EADGBE)

/ - xx0033

Amsus - x02430 or x02200 (gets a similar sound)

/ - xx0013

Intro

Verse 1

Cinderella's on her bedroom floor She's got a

Crush on the guy at the liquor store

Cause Mr. Charming don't come home anymore

And she forgets why she came here

Sleeping Beauty's in a foul mood For shame she says

None for you dear prince, I'm tired today

I'd rather sleep my whole life away than have you keep me from dreaming

Chorus

I don't care for your

Fair - y - tales

You're so worried about the maiden though you know

 She's only waiting on the next best thing

next best thing

Verse 2

Snow White is doing dishes again cause

 What else could you do With seven itty-bitty men?

Sends them to bed and she calls up a friend

 Says would you meet me at midnight?

The tall blonde lets out a cry of despair says

 Would have cut it myself if I knew men could climb hair

I'll have to find another tower somewhere and keep away from the windows

Chorus

I don't care for your

Fair - y - tales

You're so worried about the maiden though you know

 She's only waiting on the next best thing

next best thing

Bridge

 Once upon a time in a faraway kingdom

Man made up a story said that I should believe him

Go and tell your white knight that he's handsome in hindsight

 But I don't want the next best thing So I sing

 I hold my head down

 and I break these walls round me

Can't take no more

 of your fairytale love

Chorus

I don't care for your

Fair - y - tales

You're so worried about the maiden though you know

 She's only waiting on the next best thing

Outro chorus

I don't care

I don't care

 You're so worried about the maiden though you know

 She's only waiting

 spent the whole life being graded on

 the sanctity of patience and a dumb appreciation

 But the story needs some mending and a better happy ending

 Cause I don't want the next best thing

 No no I don't want the next best thing

Really not that hard when you realize a lot of the suspended chord progressions

are just walking the bass note.

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