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Sergeant Steve could barely read

 He would take the children down

 throw them all around the ground

 and make 'em bleed

 then Sergeant Steve

 would sing a song of victory

 wipe some snot off on his sleeve

 and say goodbye to the clown

 he would pray twice every day

 he would not tolerate the gay

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh-oooooooo

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh-oooooooo

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh-oooooooo

 I'm all right, I feel that I'm coming around