Standard (EADGBE)

I am a secret government agent armed with lies

 About secret government things. Oh yeahh...

 I have secret government documents that could knock you dead

 From your regular citizen lives. Oh yeahh...

 And I'll break into your regular citizen homes with my government knives

 I do regular citizen things, but that's where it ends

 'Cause my secret government mind is a rare breed

 I can't love, I can't feel or have passion but I don't mind

 'Cause my secret government facts tell me

Despite what many normal citizens say

Love causes pain and pain hurts and now passion is dead

 Before I became a secret agent spy

I was put on this earth with a regular life

Smiling and laughing and singing away

But I could not keep my curious mind at bay

I set out to answer a question of mine

About human heart versus rational mind

See, I thought if I planted my heart in the ground

I could grow a heart tree and spread my love around

I enlisted the help of a very close friend

And we ripped out my heart so the test could begin

  $

And we watered my heart

 And we let the sun feed it vitamins

 And we waited for that sprout

 And I dug up my heart and I found it was nothing but dirt

 (My heart had become the earth)

Now I'm a secret government agent armed with a past

 About regular citizen life. Oh yeahh...

 I can't love, I can't feel or have passion

 But I don't mind, 'cause you can't break my government heart

You cannot break my secret agent heart ever again