Standard (EADGBE)

 I don't need you I don't need you half as much as you need me

 And I thank my lucky stars That you have freed me

 'Cause I'm losing weight at last

Losing weight and losing sleep And losing my mind fast

 I don't need you I don't miss you in the way I expected

 I have time to clean the sink and feel neglected

 Will I call you up, I won't I forgot your number 636- 4831

 And I don't need you I don't need you like my life depended on it

 You're gone, you're gone, you're gone

 It only Affects me in the hours when I need you Oh I need you

 But I don't want you I do crosswords and I'm weaving a basket

 And I'd never take you back unless you asked it

Chorus

 But I don't love you I don't love you like with whom you are living

 Only twenty times as much And all's forgiven

 If you'd just drop by today So that I can have you near forever while I say

 That I don't need you I don't need you I don't need you I don't need you x 2