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  [] I was tired

of my

  lady, we'd been together too long like a worn out

re-

  cording of a favourite song. So while she lay

there

  sleepin' I read the paper in bed and in the

personal

  columns there was this letter I read. If you like

Pina

  Colada and gettin' caught in the rain if you're not

into

  yoga If you have half a brain if you like makin'

love at

  midnight in the dunes of the cape I'm the lady

you've

  looked for write to me & escape!

Guitar solo

  [] I didn't think

about my

  lady, I know that sounds kind of mean but me and my

old

  lady had fallen into the same old dull routine. So I wrote

to the

  paper took out a personal ad and tho' I'm

nobody's

  poet I thought it wasn't half bad Yes, I like

Pina

  Coladas, and getting caught in the rain. I'm not much

into

  health food, I'm into Champagne. I've got to meet

you by

  tomorrow noon, and cut thru all this red tape. At a bar

called

  O'Malley's where we'll plan our escape.

Guitar solo

  [] So I waited

with

  high hopes, then she walked in the place. I knew her smile

in an

  instant, I knew the curve of her face. It was my own

lovely

  lady, and she said, "Oh, it's you!" And we laughed

 for

  moment, and I said, "I never knew, that you liked

Pina

  Coladas and getting caught in the rain. And the feel

of the

  ocean, and the taste of Champagne. If you like makin'

love at

  midnight, in the dunes of the cape, you're the love that

I've

  looked for, come with me and escape."

Guitar solo

  [] If you like

Pina

  Coladas and getting caught in the rain, & the feel

of the

  ocean, & the taste of Champagne, if you like makin'

love

  at midnight, in the dunes of the cape you're the love that

I've

looked for come with me and escape. [end]