Standard (EADGBE)

and thats the whole song!:)

Enjoy, and keep your horse outside!

Lyrics:

I'm at Amanda's weddin, In a church on Thomas Street

I'm lookin at a bridesmaid, and she lookin back at me

And when the service ends, ask her if she wants a lift

back to the hotel, and if it goes well, finger and a shift

She says Fitzy drives a Mitzy, and he offered me a spin

Enda have a Honda, so I might just go with him

and Darragh Gibney said he bring me in his Subaru

so what the fuck would make you think I'd wanna go with you

I said Fuck your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside

fuck your Subaru, I have a horse outside

and fuck your Mitsubishi, I've a horse outside

if you're lookin for a ride I've got a horse outside

She said I don't believe ya

I said it's fuckin true

I swapped him for a bag of yokes in 1992

I don't need insurance, I don't need no parkin space

and if you try to clamp my horse he'll kick you in the face

 I don't pay no tax, fuck T

you'll arrive in style if you ride with me

and the boys are walkin over, jinglin their keys

I look the fuckers up and down and give them one of these

Giddy up now baby, bless my soul

I rode the fucker round a field back since he was a foal

He runs a bit like Shergar, and he jumps like Tír na nÓg

He looks like Billie Piper after half an ounce of coke

and the boys are lookin jealous, as I lead yer one away

and just before I close the door I look at her and say

Would you be my girl, and she says I will of course

if ya grab me by the ponytail and ride me like a horse

ya!

Fuck your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside

fuck your Subaru, I have a horse outside

and fuck your Mitsubishi, I've a horse outside

if you're lookin for a ride I've a horse outside