Standard (EADGBE)

I wanna pierce my brain!

 I wanna pierce my brain!

 I wanna pierce my brain!

 I wanna pierce my brain!

(AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!)

I've got metal in my ears

 A dozen rings of steel

My tongue is perforated

 And I love the way it feels

My belly button and a nipple

 Don't forget my nose

I'm running out of places

 Where a dude can poke some holes

I'm gonna pierce my brain!

I'm gonna pierce my brain!

I'm gonna pierce my brain!

I'm gonna pierce my brain!

(AHHHHHHH!!)

I went down to the piercing parlor

Said they'd pierce my brain

They said I won't survive it

So it had to be prepaid

I had to put them in my will

I hope they're satisfied

They made me write a little note

It saying suicide

Don't wanna pierce my brain!

Don't wanna pierce my brain!

Don't wanna pierce my brain!

Don't wanna pierce my brain!

(AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!)

I woke up with a headache

And a bandage on my head

I couldn't remember nothing

About what I just did

I don't regret my actions

So don't go feeling sad

'Cause I'm working at the airport

Screening people's bags

 I pierced my brain!

I pierced my brain!

I pierced my brain!

I pierced my brain!

I pierced my brain!

I pierced my brain!

I pierced my brain!

I pierced my brain!