Standard (EADGBE)

 You can all go fuck yourselves

 You can all go burn in hell

 But if there's anything you need at all I would help you out

 I'll be the one who cheers

 When the end is near

 But if someone had to save the day I guess I'd volunteer

Pre-chorus

'Cause my life doesn't mean a thing to me

 The only reason I haven't put myself in the ground already...

Chorus

 ... Is I don't like to get dirty

 I don't like to get dirty, oh

 I don't like to get dirty

 I don't like to get dirty, oh

Verse 2

 You can all go fuck yourselves,

You can all go fuck yourselves

 You so-called tortured souls

 But I'll cover your ears so you won't hear the screams and moans

 If I could I'd just

 Throw the earth into the sun

 But I'd cover your eyes until my hand melted off

Pre-chorus

No, life doesn't mean a thing to me

 The only reason I haven't put myself in the ground already...

Chorus

 ... Is I don't like to get dirty

 I don't like to get dirty, oh

 I don't like to get dirty

 I don't like to get dirty, oh

Break

 And I don't want a funeral

 'Cause I don't like people looking at me

 And I don't want to get married

 'Cause I don't want someone touching me

 I'm fine

 I really want to die

 Tonight

 I really want to die

Bridge

 But don't worry

 No don't worry

 I won't hurt me

 I won't hurt me

Chorus + End

 'Cause I don't like to get dirty

 I don't like to get dirty, oh

 I don't like to get dirty

 I don't like to get dirty, oh

 You can all go fuck yourselves

 You can all go fuck yourselves

 You can all go fuck yourselves

 You can all go fuck yourselves

 You can all go fuck yourselves

(You can all go fuck yourselves)

 You can all go fuck yourselves

(You can all go fuck yourselves)

 You can all go fuck yourselves

You can all go fuck yourselves

 You can all go fuck yourselves

(You can all go fuck yourselves)

[Plays until fade out]