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How come when I got the ace of hearts

 Y'always draw the ace of spades

How's it when your best friend

 Brings you lillies on your birthday

 How come, how come

 Well I ain't superstitious, but well these things I see

 How come, how come

 I ain't a superstitious fella, but it worries me

How come when your local clergy calls

He tells me that you shouldn't wear black

What kind of bread are you gonna' bake

With that hemlock in your spice rack

How come, how come

Well I ain't superstitious, but well these things I see

How come, how come

I ain't a superstitious fella, but it worries me

The spider's run, the cobwebs gone

Did you eat it when the moon was new

I drowned your cat, what do you say to that

I've even broken up your broom

How come, how come

Well I ain't superstitious, but well these things I see

How come, how come

I ain't a superstitious fella, but it worries me

Well how come, how come

Well I ain't superstitious, but well these things I see

How come, how come

I ain't a superstitious fella, but it worries me