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 Well I'm waiting at the bus stop in downtown L.A.

 Well I'm waiting at the bus stop in downtown L.A.

 But I'd much rather be on a boardwalk on Broadway

 Well I'm sitting here thinkin' just how sharp I am

 Well I'm sitting here thinkin' just how sharp I am

 I'm an under assistant West Coast promo man

 Well I promo groups when they come into town

 Well I promo groups when they come into town

 Well they laugh at my toupee, they're sure to put me down

 Well I'm sitting here thinkin' just how sharp I am

 Well I'm sitting here thinkin' just how sharp I am

 I'm a necessary talent behind every rock and roll band

Yeah, I'm sharp

 I'm really, really sharp

 I sure do earn my pay

 Sitting on the beach every day, yeah

I'm real real sharp, yes I am

I got a Corvette and a seersucker suit

Yes I have

Here comes the bus, uh oh

I though I had a dime

Where's my dime

I know I have a dime somewhere

I'm pretty sure........