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Please allow me to introduce myself

 I'm a man of wealth and taste

I've been around for a long, long year

Stole many a man's soul and faith

And I was 'round when Jesus Christ

 Had his moment of doubt and pain

 Made damn sure that Pilate

 Washed his hands and sealed his fate

Pleased to meet you

 Hope you guess my name

 But what's puzzling you

 Is the nature of my game

I stuck around St. Petersburg

 When I saw it was a time for a change

 Killed the Czar and his ministers

 Anastasia screamed in vain

 I rode a tank

 Held a general's rank

 When the Blitzkrieg raged

 And the bodies stank

Pleased to meet you

 Hope you guess my name

 But what's puzzling you

 Is the nature of my game

 I watched with glee

 While your kings and queens

 Fought for ten decades

 For the Gods they made

 I shouted out

 "Who killed the Kennedys?"

 When after all

 It was you and me

Let me please introduce myself

 I'm a man of wealth and taste

 And I laid traps for troubadours

 Who get killed before they reached Bombay

Pleased to meet you

 Hope you guess my name

 But what's puzzling you

 Is the nature of my game

oh yeah, get down, baby

Solo

Pleased to meet you

 Hope you guess my name

 But what's puzzling you

 Is the nature of my game

 Just as every cop is a criminal

 And all the sinners saints

As heads is tails

 Just call me Lucifer

 'Cause I'm in need of some restraint

So if you meet me

 Have some courtesy

 Have some sympathy, and some taste

 Use all your well-learned politesse

 Or I'll lay your soul to waste, um yeah

Pleased to meet you

 Hope you guess my name

 But what's puzzling you

 Is the nature of my game

um baby, get down

Woo, who

Oh yeah, get on down

Oh yeah

Oh yeah!

Tell me baby, what's my name

Tell me honey, baby guess my name

Tell me baby, what's my name

I tell you one time, you're to blame

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Oh, yeah

What's my name

Tell me, baby, what's my name

Tell me, sweetie, what's my name

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Ooo, who, who

Ooo, who, who

Oh, yeah