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 Well, now we're respected in society,

 we don't worry about the things that we used to be

 We're talking heroin with the President,

 well, it's a problem, sir, but it can't be bent

 Well, now you're a pillar of society,

 you don't worry about the things that you used to be

 You're a rag-trade girl, you're the queen of porn,

 you're the easiest lay on the White House lawn

 Get out of my life, don't come back

 Get out of my life, don't come back

 She's so respectable

 She's so respectable

 She's so delectable

 She's so respectable

 Get out of my life,

don't take my wife;

 don't come back

 Get out of my life,

don't take my wife;

 don't come back

 Alright, Keith! (solo)

 She's so respectable

 She's so respectable

 She's so respectable

 She's so respectable

 Get out of my life,

don't take my wife;

 don't come back

 Get out of my life,

don't take my wife;

 don't come back

Solo

 She's so respectable

 She's so respectable

 She's so delectable

 She's so respectable

 Get out of my life,

don't take my wife;

 don't come back ...woo!

 Get out of my life,

don't take my wife;

 don't come back

 Get out of my life,

don't take my wife;

 don't come back, hey