Standard (EADGBE)

 Didn't I see you down in San Antone on a hot and dusty night?

 You were eating eggs in Sammy's when the black man there drew his knife.

 Or you drowned that Jew in Rampton as he washed his sleevless shirt.

 You know that Spanish speaking gentleman, the one that we call Kurt.

 Come now, gentleman, I know there's some mistake

 How forgetful I'm becoming now you fixed your business straight

 I remember you in Hemlock Road in nineteen fifty six

 You were a faggy little leather boy with a smaller piece of stick

 You were a lashing smashing hunk of a man,

 your sweat shined sweet and strong

 Your organ's working perfectly, but there's a part

 that's not screwed on

 Weren't you at the Coke Convention back in nineteen sixty five

You're the misbred grey executive I've seen heavily advertised

 You're the great grey man whose daughter licks policemen's buttons clean

 You're the man who squats behind the man

 who works the soft machine

 Come now, gentlemen, your love is all I crave

 You'll still be in the circus when I'm laughing,

 laughing in my grave

 Well remember who you say you are but keep your noses clean

 Boys will be boys and play with toys. So be strong with your beast

 Oh Rosie dear, don'cha think it's queer. So stop me if you please

 The baby's dead, my lady said.

 You gentlemen will you all work for me

 When the old men do all the fighting and the young men all look on

 And the young girls eat their mother's meat from tubes of plasticon

 Be wary of these my gentle friends of all the skin you breed

 To have that tasty habit,

 it's not the hands that bleed