Standard (EADGBE)

 I got nasty habits, I take tea at three

 Yes and the meat I eat for dinner

 Must be hung up for a week

 My best friend he shoots water rats,

 And feeds them to his geese

 Don't ya think there's a place for you

 In between the sheets?

 Come now, honey,

 We can build a place for three

 Come on now honey,

 Don't ya wanna live with me?

There's a score of hair-brained children

They're all locked in the nursery

They got earphone heads they got dirty necks

They're so 20th century

Well they cue up for the bathroom

'round about 7:35

Don't ya think we need a womans touch to make it come alive??

You'd look good pram pushing,

down the high street

Come on now honey,

Don't ya wanna live with me?

(Last verse--no chorus, just keep playing D, A)

Oh, the servants they're so helpful, dear

The cook she is a whore

Yes, The butler has a place for her

behind the pantry door

The maid, she's French, She's got no sense

She's from the Crazy Horse

When she strips, the chauffeur flips

The footman's eyes be crossed

Oh, don't ya think there's a place for us,

Right across the street

Don't ya think there's a place for you,

In between the sheets

Chris Lyerly

 email: cmlyerly@eos.su.edu

We must eradicate the Republican vermin.| Christopher Mark Lyerly

| Tenured Graduate Student

| N. C. State University

| Ierimiah Erat Rana

"God told me to skin you alive"--Dead Kennedys

WILKIE

 </cmlyerly@eos.su.edu>